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Joseph Joestar tricks his way into Death Battle!

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Joseph Joestar
AKA: JoJo
Age: 18 (only in Battle Tendency) 
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 214 lbs
Occupation: Ripple Master, Owner of a Real Estate Business (in Stardust Crusaders) 




Feats
-Easily took down two corrupt police officers using nothing more but a bottle of Coca-Cola and Ripple
-Anticipated the impending arrival of the vampire Straizo and planned a surprise attack on him, turning the tables of him using only a Tommy Gun, grenades, and shot glasses
-Became a skilled Ripple user after a month of intense training under his mother Lisa Lisa
-Climbed the 24 meter tall Hell Climb Pillar, which claimed the lives of numerous Ripple trainees
-Outsmarted and defeated all four Pillar Men, who are millennia old and bear great intelligence and power, using a combination of his Ripple mastery, quick wit, creative traps and strategies, and sheer luck
*Defeated Santana by tricking him into falling into a well and keeping him from hitting the water to stall for enough time to allow the Sun to convert him into stone
*Defeated Esidesi, who matched his own intelligence and cleverness, by using a rope trick into thinking he had cut it and promptly killed him with Ripple
*Defeated Wammu in a chariot race by first destroying his arms via using Ripple through the reins to destroy them and then when he used his most powerful and destructive power, hurled a bottle of oil and a burning headband charged with Ripple into him to finally defeat him 
-Defeated Kars, who had become the Ultimate Lifeform, by first slamming him into an active volcano, and then when that failed, launched him into space using the Red Stone of Aja to trigger the volcano's eruption
-Survived a massive fall from the stratosphere and into the ocean 
-Even at 67, was still skilled enough to face off against younger and more powerful Stand users, including Dio Brando
-Has the record of being incarcerated seven times and surviving FOUR airplane crashes
*Caused a few them too.
-In JoJo's All Star Battle, can hold his own fighting stronger Stand Users, and accurately predicts their next sentences; he can even predict the next sentence of his past/old self!
-In J-Stars Victory VS, can hold his own against some of the most powerful Shonen Jump characters, including Naruto Uzumaki, Monkey D. Luffy, Ichigo Kurosaki, Kenshiro, and Son Goku

Physicality 
Peak Human Condition/Mystically Enhanced Human Capabilities
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Strength
-Can easily punch out grown men and trained soldiers 
-Sent the vampire Straizo flying through a window using solely an empty Tommy Gun as a bludgeon
-Can hold his own against physically stronger vampires and Pillar Men in fights 
*Was actually strong enough to cut Santana in half with Hamon-infused muscles, poke through Esidesi's hand, and cut off one of Kars' blades with his bare hand 
-Lifting Strength is calculated to be superhuman (simply above average than a peak human) 
-Striking Strength is calculated as Class GJ (Gigajoule class, meaning strikes carry the force of many tons of TNT explosives. Maybe be building level to low end multi-city block level)
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Speed
-Can run VERY fast out of a sense of self-preservation
-Speed is calculated as supersonic (Mach 1.1 [167 mph] to Mach 2.5 [380 mph])
Reflexes/Agility
-Reacted fast enough to counter Straizo's Space Ripper Stingy Eyes
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Space Ripper Stingy Eyes are calculated to move at supersonic speed
-Matched the Pillar Man Kars and his Light Blades 
-Reflexes are calculated to be at least FTL by these feats 
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Durability/Stamina/Endurance
-Took a Space Ripper Stingy Eye to the shoulder like it was nothing
-Survived being partially absorbed by a Pillar Man, who dissolve flesh on a cellular level when absorbing
-Kept going even after getting hurled to the top of a metal ceiling and getting his hands stabbed through
-Tanked Caesar Zeppeli's Bubble Launcher to his face 
-Lasted 2 days and 13 hours without food or water attempting to climb the Hell Climb Tower
-Tanked a large crossbow ball fired to his side at high speeds
-Piloted a German warplane and flew it at over 200 mph, without a windshield and showed no reaction to the wind speed
-Was bitten by large piranhas and was alright soon afterwards
-Jumped off the same warplane as it was moving at 200 mph and survived due to Stroheim breaking his fall 
-Survived having his hand cut off and his leg sustaining massive burns
-Survived a fall from the stratosphere
*Stratosphere is approximately 33,000 to 43,000 ft above Earth's surface 
-After his training with Lisa Lisa, she said that Joseph would be able to run 62 miles with ease 
-Durability is calculated to be at City Block+ level, due to surviving battles with Wammu, who is estimated to be stronger than the cliff-busting Tarkus of Part 1
Senses
-Was able to detect the presence of the assassin Donovan, who not even desert bats could even detect 

Skills and Abilities
Skilled Ripple User
-Gain a massive amount of skill within a month of Lisa Lisa's brutal training
Intelligence/Master Strategist
-Very intelligent, in spite of acting like a fool
-Trickster-like mentality and personality
-Is VERY creative in the usage of weapon improvisation and exploiting the environment
-Makes usage of out of the box strategies and plans that are just crazy and suicidal enough to work
-Also makes usage of complex and surprise traps
Dirty Fighter
-Not above cheating to win
-Willing to use every dirty trick and then some
-Willing to feign cowardice and play dead 

"Foresight"
-Has the unknown ability to predict his opponent's next sentence perfectly before they even say it
-Not an offensive move, but used as a way to distract or intimidate opponents

"Joestar Secret Technique"
-Technique supposedly passed down the Joestar family
-...It's simply running away at high speeds in apparent cowardice and self preservation
*It's in truth a method of distracting the opponent via confusion, distancing one's self from them, and stalling for enough time to replan 
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"Near Death Survival Technique"
-Technique supposedly meant to grant him victory in desperate times
-Purposely puts his own life in danger to force himself to push past his own limits and force himself to create new techniques to survive
*In actuality, was all meant to as another method of distraction 
"Ass Pulls"
-Trope term for whenever a character gains a new power or tool without any explanation or build-up to it
-Joseph has weaponized this to somehow hide a Tommy Gun and several grenades on himself, as well as jump off a cliff an arrive inside an airplane
Competent Pilot 
-Flew an airplane without any former training
*Crashed it not too long after though

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Ripple
-Also known as Hamon and Sendo (The Way of the Hermit)
-Ancient martial art/ability used to battle zombies, vampires, and the Pillar Men
-Only one in ten thousand can bear the ability
-Attained through intense breathing training and empowering body with 'ripples' of solar energy to mimic solar energy
-Flexible and versatile combat style
-Ripple works best with metal and water, with earth and fire being gray lines
-Living material can hold the 'ripples' for an extended period of time, but nonliving matter like metal does not
--A constant connection must be maintained for Ripple to go through

Ripple Techniques
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Overdrive
-Sends a wave of Ripple through an object
-Ripple travels through the objects to strike at anything at the other end, or to infuse with greater power
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Rebuff Overdrive
-Charges Ripple through his elbows and launches a powerful strike
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Hamon Overdrive
-Charges arm with Ripple 
-If opponent is struck with arm, the Ripple transfers from the point of contact along whatever it strikes until it causes an explosion
Hamon Beat
-Charges hand with Ripple to enhance strength in a chop
-Joseph's hand is covered in Ripple to protect his hand from damage
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Hamon Hair Attack
-Charges hair strands with Ripple and throws them, creating a barrier strong enough to repel bullets
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Zoom Punch
-Uses Hamon energies to extend muscles in his arms to stretch them and punch the opponent from afar
-Ripple Energy softens the pain of the joints breaking
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Clacker Volley
-Hurls Ripple-charged Clackers at the opponent
-Can be thrown from behind his back, ricocheting off surfaces to strike the opponent
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Clacker Boomerang
-Throws two Clackers at the opponent and if the opponent is near a pillar/structure
-First Clacker is lodged into place, then the second grabs on them and is flinged back at the unsuspecting opponent
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Balance
-Can be used to walk on water or any difficult to walk surface (spikes)
*Used to safely walk atop spikes or slid up a wave of highly pressurized oil 
Healing
-Can be used to heal the body
*Jonathan Joestar repaired his broken neck with Ripple and eject poison from his bloodstream
Physicality Boosts
-Increases the physicality of the user to superhuman levels

Enhancing the strength/potency of objects
-Can be used to increase the power and potency of objects
*Enough Ripple can turn something into an unstable bomb

Weapons and Tools
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American Clackers
-Popular toy of the 1960s and 1970s
*What it's doing in the 1930s is beyond me
-Two hard spheres held together by a string
-Can be swung around like nunchaku or hurled like bolas
-Can be charged with Ripple for greater force and strength when thrown 
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Thompson Submachine Gun 
-Better known as the Tommy Gun 
-Length: 32 inches
-Weight: 10.6 lbs unloaded
-50 to 100 round drum magazine
-Rate of fire: 500 rpm
-Can charge the barrel with Ripple to serve as an improvised melee weapon
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MK. 2 Grenades
-Nicknamed the 'Iron Pineapple"
-Time fused fragmentation grenade
-Detonates in 4-5 seconds after the pin is pulled
-Blast Radius: 33 feet 
-Throwing Range: 100 feet
-Once carried and hid 10 at once to combat Straizo 
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Ancient War Hammer
-Ancient, heavy two-handed war hammer
-Wielded in the chariot race against Wammu
-Can be charged with Ripple for greater power and force
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Ancient Crossbow
-Ancient, heavy crossbow
-Drawstring is difficult to pull back and has strong recoil
-Launches a large metal ball strong enough to pierce through a vampire horse's head
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The Red Stone of Aja
-Rare, 'perfect' gemstone
-Was once in the possession of a Roman Emperor and was passed down to several wielders, before ending up in the possession of Lisa Lisa
-Is said to absorb and refract light a million times when it passes through it
-Light or Ripple that passes through is emitted as a powerful laser beam
*Kars' own Ripple, which was several thousand times stronger than Joseph's, was passed through the stone, causing a beam powerful enough to forcibly cause a volcano to erupt
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Prosthetic Cybernetic Hand
-Replacement for his left hand after it was cut off by Kars
-Created by German scientists as repayment for aiding in stopping the Pillar Men
-Can move just like a regular hand, but has no limits in movement due to being cybernetic 
-Is possibly stronger than his normal human hand, if its made from the same cybernetics as Stroheim's own
-Constantly loses pieces of itself during Stardust Crusaders, only to mysteriously repair itself 
Anything he can find 
-Joseph can implement anything as a weapon, whether it can charge Ripple or not
-Has used bottle caps, cacti, mirrors, shot glasses, pigeons, wool hats, volcanoes, etc. as a weapon or tool to win

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Weaknesses
Often takes great risks and gambles with his strategies, which can easily backfire on him
Somewhat reckless, cocky, and prone to arrogance and anger 
Is too used to outwitting his opponents that he can panic if his own opponent is just as intelligent and clever as he is 
Ripple requires a working bloodstream, proper breathing, and body heat to work
Ripple is an art for anti-vampire usage

(Joseph: And next you're going to say, 'Was this part of your plan too, Jojo?!'

Kars: Was this part of your plan too, Jojo?!

Joseph: You're damn right! I planned all of this...from the very beginning!)
And your next words are, "It's a Joseph Joestar bio!", am I right?

Joseph Joestar is owned by Hirohiko Araki.

NOTE: If you wish to use this bio for any fight, you MUST first contact me and credit me for the creation.
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Duelboy12's avatar
His Foresight is probably because of his stand